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Lifetime Demotivational Poster

CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...

TAGS: camping trip of a lifetime
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by hootizz

hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


TAGS: princess for a day if not a lifetime
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mongo - May 3, 2010, 3:50 pm
No prob bro....sad story and great poster
Airman - May 3, 2010, 2:38 pm
thank you Mongo.. I never could find the link again. She only lasted 5 days.. not weeks. sad.
Mongo - May 3, 2010, 2:32 pm
Namano - April 30, 2010, 11:02 am
This gave me goosebumps! Kudos for making a great motifake pic without having to be funny!
rerun - April 28, 2010, 2:04 am

I think I will go wake my daughter and give her a hug. This one really hits high on the emotional factor scale.
randomosity - April 28, 2010, 2:02 am
this was a great poster 5L airman
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:02 pm
i fell sick. i hate these types of things, but 5/5 still
thatonechick - April 27, 2010, 6:43 pm
Before I noticed the tubing, I saw her arms, and I was like, "AHHH! What's wrong with her?" Then I felt bad. :(
Derek - April 27, 2010, 6:08 pm
There'll be women out there thinking "God, I wish I looked like that"
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 5:51 pm
Amazing...now I gotta go find "the rest of the story".
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 3:15 pm
*edit* ...push me over the...
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 3:08 pm
I was going to say "5 weeks, man, just enough time for her to irritate the crap outta him!", then I thought better of it, I don't want that comment to be the one to push me other "Going to Hell" line, so I won't say it. Just in case.
Airman - April 27, 2010, 2:50 pm
Not sure Jake. This series of pics came to me as a link yesterday in an email. I think I deleted it but will look. I do know that 5 weeks later, she was gone. but she got to have her day
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 1:44 pm
Wow, very touching Airman. Who is it? 5/5.

Journey Of A Lifetime -

TAGS: old man homeless lifetime hard acknowledge
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2016, 11:19 am
d*** infrastructure! Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:54 am
...with many a pothole, sinkhole, and washout! Good 1 Prissy!
MissPriss - May 18, 2016, 10:44 pm
Why thank you sir!
JesusWept - May 18, 2016, 1:31 pm

Little Secrets -


TAGS: euchre once in a lifetime heart spade club diamond
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Jak

RetiredUSNChief - April 14, 2011, 7:04 pm
Heh! Funny to see those who insist it's NOT Euchre have not checked the tags... :):)
Ace - June 12, 2009, 2:21 am
Are you guys serious...the game is Spades... Wow...
Flea - May 12, 2009, 10:00 pm
Or Diamonds. Then again, if you have that hand, you should bid pretty d*** high.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 1:13 pm
ROYAL FLUSH: You're a jack-off!
LogicDude - September 18, 2008, 3:28 pm
I LOVE Bob Euchre! Best Sportscaster EVER!
Bug - July 25, 2008, 12:15 am
The games been around for a few hundred years, people all over the world will get this joke.
theryman - June 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
I live in Cinci, and we play the best d*** euchre game in the country.
Desiree - May 29, 2008, 3:38 am
You guys play Euchre in the northwest? I thought it was just in a VERY limited region of the midwest. Next time I'm in WA, I'm challenging you to an all-night Euchre match :-D
Chance - May 20, 2008, 7:46 pm
...And now one knows what this means unless they live in the Northwest.

One bullet is a lifetime supply -

Positive Thinking -

TAGS: drugs medicine dose pills lifetime
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - January 2, 2016, 9:03 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - January 2, 2016, 8:32 am
Word my favorite a 5er


TAGS: child abuse lasts lifetime poster
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 13, 2016, 6:50 pm

Thanks, Rick. I actually parsed out a blue in the bricks for the that shade.
Rick69 - February 13, 2016, 6:42 pm
A home run if I ever saw one... The pastel-y colours fit surprisingly well.
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:48 pm
long as the tr*** don't complain, I'm good
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 8:22 pm

Yeah Gary~~Go ahead. Pull the dipstick outta your tr***.
spacedog - February 11, 2016, 6:07 pm
Ha! If you get a clunk shifting from forward to reverse and back, you might want to pull the dipstick outta your tr***...
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 10:11 am
ya git used to the 'clunk', same as the 'thump'..'cept ya just don't git used ta that.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 9:46 am

Must have been tough. No wheels and all...
Reality Lord - February 11, 2016, 9:42 am

LOL....5L for comment
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 9:31 am
I was just a little sore, but that went away after a few days. Felt good ridin' the ol' bike again.
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:14 am
Greeny - February 11, 2016, 6:00 am
show me on the bear..
mizzdizz - February 11, 2016, 2:04 am
Very nice IgV! You can never forget. You have to forgive and turn it into something positive like motivation, compassion, lessons learned. Takes a lot of work but worth it! LUV this! Excellent portrayal! That's how it feels afterwards! 5L!
GaryO - February 10, 2016, 11:21 pm
Teddy doing a brick hump? Yeah, that'd take awhile.